do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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