Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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