Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I just cut my nipple shaving
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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