Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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