: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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