We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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