this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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