You surviving the open bar?
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My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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