The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
apparently the secret to your success is patron
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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