The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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