why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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