i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
he shaved USA in his pubs
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
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