i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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