Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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