We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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