I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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