You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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