dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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