just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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