Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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