Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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