Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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