at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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