i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
My bed smells like the plague
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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