You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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