You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Randomize