Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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