tell your sister to shave her snatch
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I believe in your delicious
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
