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I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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