i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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