Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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