The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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