Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
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