Dual....:-)
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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