What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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