Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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