rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Randomize
