I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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