no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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