Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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