I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Pooping to opera.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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