At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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