Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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