You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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