we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
