But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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