I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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