have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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