in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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