Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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