if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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