Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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